It originally aired on Fox in the United States on July 18, 2001. - What's your name?|- Brian. Peter is beaten by the Los Angeles Police Department in a manner similar to Rodney King , although he â¦ You stay up|past 7. That's a funny name. We'll be back with a girl from Atlanta|who skips rope with her sister's pigtails. |- Lois, the case is already over. Come in. " Halle Berry would be perfect as the camp|counsellor all the kids wanna "get with". |All the studs and sluts are arriving. |See the bar over there? Huh?|I'm sorry. You know he actually called the main|character John Everyman? One time at Hatch Pond|- No, absolutely not. This is Jack Nicholson. |- Where'd that guy who wrote Porky's drink? English. Don't listen to him. Brian doesn't want the family to know what he's really doing in Hollywood, â¦ |- How wonderful. 30 and you pay for it in the morning. Add the first question. I know you've been plotting|to foil my plans of world domination. There is|absolutely no way I would consider doing it. Very well. OK, me first. - I like jump rope. Jackasses. "Having a great time trying|to make it as a writer in LA. Oh, my God. |- Not now, Lois. He's from the Philippines. Oh, God. 15+ In the conclusion of a two-part storyline, Brian leaves Quahog for Hollywood in order to write films. I'm gonna sit here and enjoy it. Brian Does Hollywood adalah episode kedua dalam serial Family Guy musim ketiga. But that doesn't ruin the series or even the episode for me. (" Muzak) And John Williams. |- Yes, you do. Oh, boy, did we have some good times. Look. |There's just no way I can do this. It says here this is the gutter|where the policeman fell over laughing after Eddie Murphy said he was just|giving the transvestite a ride home. Well, I was invited to the premiere|of the new, uh the new Val Kilmer picture,|but I'd rather take you out to dinner. - Do you remember what he looked like?|- Yeah. On the set of Brianâs film, Stewie asks: âDoes anyone else smell Astroglide?â, mentioning a lubricant commonly used in pornographic movies. Wah! In the "Kids Say" auditions, when the Griffins are waiting to go in, Peter is wearing a blue suit with a red tie. |- I feel bad staring without having got a ticket. It's not the first time|you've disrupted a performance. Find all the best video clips for "Brian Does Hollywood - Family Guy [S03E02]" at getyarn.io. I mean, Daddy's old. W-What a terrific surprise. No! You like that one, Dick Hertz? There's Brian! - Give me your supervisor. 5.0 / 5.0 1 Zack, I'm sorry. - Oh, congratulations on all your success. Have a nice vacation, sir. I'm back. Jean-Marc Rocher . (inhales deeply) Keanu Reeves. - Get these people out. |He's a producer. How are ya, Alfred Hitch Cock? I'm in the business too, you know. Pretty good, huh? - Sure. What job does a mommy do? The family decides to visit Brian for support in his new career; however, when it turns out Brian is directing pornography, he attempts to keep it a secret from the family. |From this moment on, I will be your (chuckles) What you got there?|Oh, you're gonna go skiing now? Things are slow taking off, and he spends some time washing cars and working as a waiter to make ends meet. It's not the first time|you've disrupted a performance. He's great. Also, Chris asks if Samuel L. Jackson is in the film, since âheâs in everything,â a nod to Jacksonâs reputation as the âhardest working man in Hollywoodâ¦ Wow. Enough of your blether. I thought the name of the show|was Kids Say the Darndest Things, not Old Black Comedians|Never Shut the Hell Up. Score one for me. Who knows? - No!|- Yes. |I'm going to be on television. (woman, breathily) Yes yes yes Cut. All right. As of Jan 10 21. Brian Does Hollywood Media sources: Main / PreviouslyOn. 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